Put the Cat Out
A couple was going out for the evening. The last thing they had to do before getting into the taxi, was to put the cat out. The taxi arrived in time, the couple closed the door but the cat ran back inside. The husband rushed back inside to bring it out. The wife did not want the taxi driver to know that the house would be empty.
'He is just going upstairs to say goodbye to my mother,' she explained.
The husband got into the taxi five minutes later and said, 'Sorry for this. The stupid thing was hiding in the wardrobe and I had to poke her with an umbrella to get her to come out!'
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