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Q: Have you heard about the farmer who crashed with a car in his tractor?
A: Yes, he plowed right into it.

Q: Have you heard about the cross-eyed teacher?
A: Yes, she couldn't keep her pupils under control.

Q: What is a Foul Ball?
A: A dance for chickens.

Q: Why couldn't Mozart find his piano teacher?
A: Because he was Hayden.

Q: What does the fish ask from the other fish in the tank?
A: Can you drive this thing?

Q: Have you heard about the two baby inkdrops? They missed their mother.
A: Yes, they were waiting for her to get out of the pen. They didn't know how long the sentence would be.

Q: What does the Buddhist say to a hot dog vendor?
A: Make me one with everything.
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