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A Mexican traveled to the USA. He spoke no English, but had to buy new socks. He walked into a small clothing store, and managed to convey to the shop assistant that he needs something, but not what.
The shop assistant had an idea and took down boxes and showed to the Mexican what was inside. Shirts, ties, hats, pants, but each time the Mexican shook his head and said, 'No.'
Finally, there was a box of socks.
The Mexican nodded vigorously, pointed to the box of socks and said, 'Eso sí que es!'
The shop assistant angrily blurted out, 'Then why didn't you just spell it in the first place???'
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One day, Brutus Bunny was hopping through the field, snatching all the voles and peck them.
The good fairy appeared, and told him, 'Little Brutus Bunny, this is evil! Stop it, or Mother Nature will turn you into something gooney!'
Brutus Bunny just laughed.
The next day, Brutus Bunny was again hopping through the field, snatching all the voles and peck them.
The good fairy appeared again, and repeated, 'Little Brutus Bunny, this is evil! Stop it, I say, or Mother Nature will turn you into something gooney!'
Brutus Bunny just laughed again.
The next day, Brutus Bunny was still hopping through the field, snatching all the voles and peck them.
This day Mother Nature appeared. And BAMMM, Brutus Bunny was turned into an ugly goon, so he would never to terrorize voles again.
What is the moral?
Hare today, goon tomorrow.
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Q: What kind of fish do dogs catch?
A: Catfish.
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I just leave my friend's answering machine message here:
"I am only here in spirit at the moment, but if you leave your number and name, I will get back to you as soon as I am here in person."
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Q: What does the fish say when it hits a wall?
A: Dam!!!
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Q: Why is the desert lion everyone's favorite animal at Christmas?
A: Because he has sandy claws.
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Q: What kind of money do fishermen make?
A: Net profits.
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A guy had a girlfriend called Lorraine. She was very pretty and he liked her a lot. But one day he met Clearly at the office. She was absolutely fantastic and hot. He was attracted to her from the first sight and after a while it became obvious that she was also interested in him. But this guy was a loyal one. He wouldn't get involved with Clearly while he was still going out with Lorraine.
So, he decided to break up with his girlfriend and get it on with the new girl. He wanted to tell several times Lorraine, but he didn't have the courage. One Sunday they went for a walk along the river bank. Suddenly Lorraine slipped and fell into the river. The current carried her off and she drowned.
The guy stopped for a moment and then ran off, smiling and singing, 'I can see Clearly now Lorraine has gone...'
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Q: Have you heard about the farmer who crashed with a car in his tractor?
A: Yes, he plowed right into it.

Q: Have you heard about the cross-eyed teacher?
A: Yes, she couldn't keep her pupils under control.

Q: What is a Foul Ball?
A: A dance for chickens.

Q: Why couldn't Mozart find his piano teacher?
A: Because he was Hayden.

Q: What does the fish ask from the other fish in the tank?
A: Can you drive this thing?

Q: Have you heard about the two baby inkdrops? They missed their mother.
A: Yes, they were waiting for her to get out of the pen. They didn't know how long the sentence would be.

Q: What does the Buddhist say to a hot dog vendor?
A: Make me one with everything.
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A girl walks into a grocery store in the city center and asks the shopkeeper if he has any nuts. The shopkeeper replies, 'No, madam.'
'And do you have any dates?' she asks.
The shopkeeper replies, 'Madam, if I had any nuts I would have dates.'
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