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A Mexican traveled to the USA. He spoke no English, but had to buy new socks. He walked into a small clothing store, and managed to convey to the shop assistant that he needs something, but not what.
The shop assistant had an idea and took down boxes and showed to the Mexican what was inside. Shirts, ties, hats, pants, but each time the Mexican shook his head and said, 'No.'
Finally, there was a box of socks.
The Mexican nodded vigorously, pointed to the box of socks and said, 'Eso sí que es!'
The shop assistant angrily blurted out, 'Then why didn't you just spell it in the first place???'
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Two hydrogen atoms collide. The first said, 'Why do you look so sad?'
The second answered, 'I lost an electron.'
Concerned, the first one asked, 'Are you sure about that?'
The second replied, 'I'm positive.'
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Q: What is a cannibal breakfast?
A: Buttered host.
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Q: What does the fish say when it hits a wall?
A: Dam!!!
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Q: On what should you put the statue of your cat?
A: On a caterpillar.
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Q: Why does the blues musician like the untreated wooden cupboard?
A: Because it has a nice groove in it.
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Q: What did Shakespeare say when he went for toilet paper shopping?
A: 2-Ply or not 2-Ply? That is the question!
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Q: What did Tennessee?
A: Whatever Arkansas.
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Q: What did the horse say when he fell?
A: I've fallen and I can't giddy up!
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Q: Why is the desert lion everyone's favorite animal at Christmas?
A: Because he has sandy claws.
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