Puns Jokes

Q: What kind of fish do dogs catch?
A: Catfish.

Q: What happened when the cat swallowed a coin?
A: There was some money in the kitty.

Q: What did Tennessee?
A: Whatever Arkansas.

Q: Where does the lizard go when it loses its tail?
A: It goes to the retail store.

Q: What do you call a blind reindeer?
A: No eye deer.

Q: What do you call a blind reindeer with no legs?
A: Still no eye deer.

Q: What does the chicken grow on, if fruit grows on a fruit tree?
A: The chicken grows on a poul-try.

It had been a long day, and the seven Founding Fathers were sitting around a wooden table sometime in 1776, working on the constitution.
Father 1: Oh, don't you think that it is getting rather warm in here?
Father 2: Shall I open the windows?
Father 1: No, thank you. I'll just take off my jacket, and roll up my sleeves.
Father 2: Hey, that's a good idea. Let's include that in the constitution.
Father 1: What? That we are allowed to take our jackets off and roll up our sleeves?
Father 2: Yes, but that does not sound very sophisticated. Maybe "Everyone shall have the right to bare arms?"

Q: What is a polygon?
A: Dead parrot.

Q: Why is Russia a very fast country?
A: Because there the people are always Russian.

Q: Which two words have the most letters in them?
A: Post Office!