Puns Jokes

Q: What is the name of the flower you find between your chin and and nose?
A: Two lips.

Q: Why did the witch feed the cat with coins?
A: She wanted to put some money in the kitty.

One day, Brutus Bunny was hopping through the field, snatching all the voles and peck them.
The good fairy appeared, and told him, 'Little Brutus Bunny, this is evil! Stop it, or Mother Nature will turn you into something gooney!'
Brutus Bunny just laughed.
The next day, Brutus Bunny was again hopping through the field, snatching all the voles and peck them.
The good fairy appeared again, and repeated, 'Little Brutus Bunny, this is evil! Stop it, I say, or Mother Nature will turn you into something gooney!'
Brutus Bunny just laughed again.
The next day, Brutus Bunny was still hopping through the field, snatching all the voles and peck them.
This day Mother Nature appeared. And BAMMM, Brutus Bunny was turned into an ugly goon, so he would never to terrorize voles again.
What is the moral?
Hare today, goon tomorrow.

Q: Why is the desert lion everyone's favorite animal at Christmas?
A: Because he has sandy claws.

Q: What happens if you meet twin witches?
A: You won't know which witch is witch.

Q: What is the season to be on a trampoline?
A: Spring-time.

Q: Where does the lizard go when it loses its tail?
A: It goes to the retail store.

The banker fell into the sea from a friend's sailboat.
The friend grabbed a life vest, held it up, not knowing if the banker could swim, and shouted, 'Can you float alone?'
'Sure, I can,' the banker shouted back, 'but this is not a good time to talk about business!'

Q: What does one wall say to the other wall?
A: I will meet you at the corner.

Q: Why does the blues musician like the untreated wooden cupboard?
A: Because it has a nice groove in it.