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Q: How long does the chicken work?
A: Around the cluck.
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Q: What is the season to be on a trampoline?
A: Spring-time.
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In the Claus family St. Nicholas is the main Claus.
His wife is a relative Claus.
His children are dependent Clauses.
The Dutch aunt is a restrictive Claus.
Santa's elves are subordinate Clauses.
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Q: What did Tennessee?
A: Whatever Arkansas.
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Q: What kind of birds spend all the time on their knees?
A: Birds of prey.
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Q: What did the horse say when he fell?
A: I've fallen and I can't giddy up!
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Q: What kind of money do fishermen make?
A: Net profits.
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Q: What is the name of the flower you find between your chin and and nose?
A: Two lips.
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Q: How do you teach a parrot to talk properly?
A: Send him to pollytechnic.
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It had been a long day, and the seven Founding Fathers were sitting around a wooden table sometime in 1776, working on the constitution.
Father 1: Oh, don't you think that it is getting rather warm in here?
Father 2: Shall I open the windows?
Father 1: No, thank you. I'll just take off my jacket, and roll up my sleeves.
Father 2: Hey, that's a good idea. Let's include that in the constitution.
Father 1: What? That we are allowed to take our jackets off and roll up our sleeves?
Father 2: Yes, but that does not sound very sophisticated. Maybe "Everyone shall have the right to bare arms?"
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