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Pulled Over by the Cop

A driver was pulled over by the cop.
'Good afternoon Officer. What's the problem?' asked the driver.
'You were going at least 95 in a 80 zone,' said the cop.
'That is not true, I was going 80,' said the driver.
'Oh Thomas, you were going 95!' horned in the wife.
'I am also going to fine you because of your broken headlight,' continued the cop.
'Broken headlight? I didn't know about that!' said the driver.
'Oh Thomas, you've known about that for weeks,' remarked the wife.
'I am also going to give you a citation for not wearing your seat belt,' continued the cop.
'Oh, I just took it off when you were walking up to the car,' explained the driver.
'Oh Thomas, you never wear your seat belt, ' added the wife.
'Oh, just shut your mouth, woman!' exclaimed the driver.
'Madam, does your husband always talk to you like this?' asked the cop.
'No, only when he is drunk,' said the wife.
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