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Private Tennis Club

Several men are in the locker room of a private tennis club after 1-2 hours of game. Suddenly a mobile phone rings on one of the benches. One man picks it up.
'Hey, my dear, it is me, are you at the private tennis club?'
'Great than, I am at the mall three blocks from you. I have just saw an amazing pink fur coat. It is more than gorgeous! Can I buy it?'
'How much does it cost?'
'It's only $1,300.'
'Well, okay, just get it. If you like it that much, go ahead.'
'Awww, thank you! I also stopped by the Audi dealership and saw the new models. I saw one which I really really liked. I spoke with the salesman and he gave me a really good price. You know, we talked about exchanging the Mercedes that we bought last year.'
'What price did he offer to you?'
'Only $59,900!'
'Ok, but I want all the extras for that price.'
'Perfect! Before we hang up, I wanna ask something else.'
'Tell me!'
'It might seem like a lot, my dear, but I was reconciling your bank account and... I couldn't resist, I stopped by to see the real estate agent this morning. I saw the house we had looked at last year. Now it is on sale! You know, the beachfront property with a pool and Japanese garden.'
'How much is the price?'
'Now it is only $510,000. an imposing price, and I saw that we have that much in the bank to cover.'
'Well, then go ahead and buy it, but just bid $480,000.'
'Okay, sweetie, thank you! See you later! I love you!'
The man hangs up and asks around, 'Does anyone know to whom this mobile phone belongs?'
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