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Prepare a Vegetable Garden Plot

An old man lived alone in the country. He wanted to dig the garden to prepare a vegetable garden plot, but it was too hard work for him alone. His only son, who always helped him, was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to him and described his situation:

"Dear My Only Son,
I am not feeling well these days at all. It looks like I won't be able to plant my vegetables this year. I am too old to dig up and prepare my vegetable garden plot. If you were here, all my troubles would end. I know you would dig the garden for me.
I love you, Daddy"

Two days later the old man received a letter from his son:

"Dear Daddy,
For heaven's sake, do not dig up that garden never ever, that is where I buried THAT.
Love you too, Son"

Next morning, federal agents and local police appeared at the old man's house. They dug up the entire garden without finding any bodies. They were ashamed, apologized to the old man and left. Next day the old man received another letter from his beloved son:

"Dear Daddy,
That was the best I could do under the circumstances to help you to prepare the vegetable garden plot.
Love you, Son
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