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Pot-Bellied Piggish Colonel
The phone rang at the army motor pool.
'How many vehicles are operational?' demanded an authoritative voice.
Ben replied, 'We have here 20 utilities, 10 staff cars, 16 trucks, and that nice big Chevrolet the pot-bellied piggish colonel parades around in.'
There was a silence for almost a minute and than the authoritative voice asked, 'Do you know who you are speaking to?'
'No,' replied Ben.
'It is the so-called pot-bellied piggish colonel you just referred to.'
'Well, in that case..., do you know who you are talking to?'
'No!' roared the colonel.
'Well, thanks for the gods for that,' replied Ben and he hung up the phone.
'How many vehicles are operational?' demanded an authoritative voice.
Ben replied, 'We have here 20 utilities, 10 staff cars, 16 trucks, and that nice big Chevrolet the pot-bellied piggish colonel parades around in.'
There was a silence for almost a minute and than the authoritative voice asked, 'Do you know who you are speaking to?'
'No,' replied Ben.
'It is the so-called pot-bellied piggish colonel you just referred to.'
'Well, in that case..., do you know who you are talking to?'
'No!' roared the colonel.
'Well, thanks for the gods for that,' replied Ben and he hung up the phone.
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