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Q: What did Saddam want for Thanksgiving?
A: Turkey.
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Q: What is the difference between a puppy and a liberal political party?
A: A puppy stops whining after it grows up.
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Q: Why doesn't Bush eat parrots?
A: Because of a little thing - cannibalism.
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A British and an American journalist were discussing Thanksgiving on a British radio program last year.
'Is Thanksgiving celebrated in the UK, too?' asked the American.
'Yes, we have a UK-style Thanksgiving,' the British replied, 'we celebrate it on the 6th of September.'
'Why then?'
'That's when you chaps left, that's why!'
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Q: Why was Clinton so interested in the events in the Middle East?
A: Because he thought the Gaza Strip is a striptease bar.
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The lawyer was reading out the testament of a rich politician to the people mentioned in that.
"To my loving wife Gerda, who stood by me in the best and worst times, the house and $5 million."
"To my daughter Rebecca, who looked after me in illness and kept the political party going, the new yacht, the party leadership and $2 million."
"And to my cousin Ken, who hated me, and went against my party, who argued with me and thought I wouldn't mention him in my testament, hey, you were wrong: Hello Ken!"
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Thousands of people flock to the Burning Man festival in The Black Rock Desert north of Reno each year.
At this big hippie festival, people drink and do drugs, run around naked, or as George W. Bush likes to call it, get ready to run for President.
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A man walked up to the White House and shouted to the guard, 'I would like to speak to Bill Clinton, the president!'
'Hey, Bill Clinton is no longer the President of the United States. George Bush is the president,' replied the guard.
This happened three days in a row, and finally the guard yelled back aggressively, 'I have told you several times! Bill Clinton is no longer the president. George Bush is the President of the United States!'
The man said, 'I know, I know, I just like hearing it!'
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Q: How do ethnic jokes start?
A: By looking over your shoulder.
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The U.S. President was walking in the garden of the White House on a beautiful snowy day, when he saw that someone had urinated on the snow. It could be spelled out: "The President Sucks." In his fury, he called the secret service to find out who had done it. In two hours, they came to him.
'There is some bad news and worse news. The bad news is that this is the Vice President's urine.'
'Oh my god, how could he do this to me? You told me there were some bad news and worse news. What could be worse than this?'
'This is the first lady's handwriting.'
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