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Playing with a Pile of Crap
Little Mary-Anne was playing with a pile of crap. After a while, it started to look like a human. Then one second lieutenant walked by.
'Little Mary-Anne, what are you doing?' he asked.
'I'm making an NCO,' she replied.
The second lieutenant just shook his head and walked away. A few minutes later, a first lieutenant walked by.
'Little Mary-Anne, what are you doing? Why are you playing with a pile of crap?' he asked.
'I'm making an NCO,' she replied.
The first lieutenant shook his head and walked away. After a bit one captain walked by.
'Little Mary-Anne, what are you doing? Why are you playing with a pile of crap?' he asked.
'I'm making an NCO,' she replied.
The captain just laughed. After he had wiped the tears from his eyes, he asked why she was making an NCO.
'My pile of crap is not enough to make an officer.'
'Little Mary-Anne, what are you doing?' he asked.
'I'm making an NCO,' she replied.
The second lieutenant just shook his head and walked away. A few minutes later, a first lieutenant walked by.
'Little Mary-Anne, what are you doing? Why are you playing with a pile of crap?' he asked.
'I'm making an NCO,' she replied.
The first lieutenant shook his head and walked away. After a bit one captain walked by.
'Little Mary-Anne, what are you doing? Why are you playing with a pile of crap?' he asked.
'I'm making an NCO,' she replied.
The captain just laughed. After he had wiped the tears from his eyes, he asked why she was making an NCO.
'My pile of crap is not enough to make an officer.'
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