Play with the Parrot
One day a blonde and a brunette were playing together over the brunette's house. The parents were out. They had a parrot, which they kept in a nice big cage. It was forbidden to touch it, the kids were not allowed to play with the parrot.
But after they left, the girls took it out. They were eager to play with the parrot. By accident the blonde ripped out one of its wings when she grabbed it.
'Now you've done it!' yelled the brunette, 'Go and buy another one just like that!' and she gave the money from her piggy bank.
'Okay, okay,' said the blonde, 'but it's hard to find a parrot with only one wing.'
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