Plane Crash Victim
Four people are in an airplane: the smartest man in the world, the president, a young girl and an old man. The plane starts falling down. On board there are only three parachutes. The president gets the first and says, 'I cannot be a plane crash victim, my country needs me!' and jumps out.
The smartest man in the world grabs the second one and says, 'I cannot be a plane crash victim either, the world needs me, since I am the smartest!' and jumps out.
One parachute left for the young girl and the old man, so he says, 'You should take the last parachute.'
The girl says, 'No. We both can jump.'
She replies, 'The smartest man in the world took my backpack!'
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