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PC in the Corner

Bill Gates drowned in his pool. In hell Satan greeted him.
'Welcome Bill, I've been waiting for you. Hell will be your home for all eternity. You've been greedy, selfish, and a big liar all your life. Now, I am in a good mood, I'll be generous. I give you a choice of three places in which you'll be locked up forever.'
Satan took Bill to a massive arena where thousands of people were chased about by starving lions. Then he showed him a huge lake of fire in which millions of disgraced souls were tormented and tortured.
Finally, he took Bill to an itsy-bitsy room. In this room there was a bottle of the finest wine on a small table. To Bill's delight, he there was a PC in the corner.
'I will take this option,' said Bill, without hesitation.
'Good, good,' said Satan, allowing Bill to enter the room, and locked the door.
As Satan turned around, he bumped into Lucifer.
'Hey, that was Bill Gates!' cried Lucifer, 'Why the hell did you give him the best place of all?'
'Oh, don't ever think that,' giggled Satan, 'the bottle has a hole in it!'
'What about the PC in the corner?' Lucifer asked suspiciously.
'It's got Windows 95!' laughed Satan, 'And it's missing three keys: Crtl, Alt, Delete!
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