One Line for Everyone
Restaurant: "Don't you just stand there and be hungry. Come in and get fed up."
Beauty saloon: "Dye now!"
Veterinary's waiting room: "Be back in 2 minutes. Stay! Sit!"
Electricity supplier: "We would be delighted if you paid your bill. If you do not, you will be."
Garbage truck: "We have got what it takes to take what you have got."
Computer store: "Out for a quick byte."
Suburban fence: "We shoot every second salesman, and the first one just left."
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