Old Indian Woman
A short, old Indian woman went into Republic National Bank with a bag full of money. The bank president, who happened to be an Indian man, was in the customer area at that time.
'Where did you get that big bag of money?' he asked her.
'Well, I make bets,' she replied.
'What kind of bets?' he asked suspiciously.
'For example, I will bet you $30,000 you are not brown all over. I bet that under your trousers you are white.'
'Well, I will take that bet, old lady. I am brown all over, even under my trousers.'
'Okay, however, tomorrow when we close this bet, I want my attorney with me. He is Indian, too.'
'That's fine,' replied the president.
The next day when the short, old Indian lady returned with her attorney, the president was ready for winning.
'I want to see if you are brown all over,' said the Indian woman.
The president thought for a moment, but decided to drop his trousers to show that he was brown all over. He looked over at the Indian attorney who was banging his head against the door.
The short, old Indian woman smiled, 'I bet him $185,000 that the President of the Republic National Bank would drop his trousers for me.'
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