Old-Fashioned Vinyl Record
A guy went to buy an old-fashioned vinyl record. He was in the music store when he noticed that he forgot his wallet at home. Instead of collecting his wallet, he decided to steal the vinyl record. So he simply slid it into his trousers.
The old cashier spotted him of course and said, 'Hey, you there! Is that a record in your trousers?
The guy replied, 'Well, it might not be a record, however there haven't been any complaints so far.'
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