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A company sent the online order to the supplier. The total price was exceptional. The supplier noticed that the previous invoice hadn't been paid. Therefore they sent an e-mail, explaining that they can only deliver the online order if they pay the previous invoice first.
The reply arrived soon: "Please in this case cancel the order. We cannot wait that long."
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Four workers were discussing how smart their dogs were. Dogs and their owners are similar, after all.
The first was an engineer. He said his dog, T-Square, could draw technical plans. To show this, he told the dog to get some paper and draw a triangle, a circle and a square. The dog did that perfectly.
The accountant said his dog was even better. His dog, Side Rule, fetched a dozen cookies, brought them back, and divided them into piles of three. The dog did with no problem.
The chemist said that was quite good, but he felt his dog, Measure, was even better. Dogs and their owners are similar, after all. Measure went to get a quart of milk and poured seven ounces into a ten ounce glass. The dog performed flawlessly.
They all turned to the union member. His dog, Coffee Break, showed what he could do. He went over and ate all the cookies, drank all the milk and pooped on the paper. Then he claimed he injured his back while eating, filed a grievance for dangerous working conditions, applied for hazard allowance and finally left for home on sick leave.
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