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Nutritionist's Advice to Loose Weight
An undeniably fat blonde asked her nutritionist's advice to loose weight. He gave her a a menu for a month and advised that she run eight miles a day. The nutritionist promised this would help her to loose weight, at least fifteen pounds.
The blonde followed the advice. After a month, she was pleased to see that she had lost the fifteen pounds. She phoned happily the nutritionist to thank him for the amazing results. At the end of the call, however, she had one last question, 'How do I get home, since I am now 240 miles away?'
The blonde followed the advice. After a month, she was pleased to see that she had lost the fifteen pounds. She phoned happily the nutritionist to thank him for the amazing results. At the end of the call, however, she had one last question, 'How do I get home, since I am now 240 miles away?'
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