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Nut on the Ground

Two squirrels were jumping together in the forest. The first one saw a nut, 'Oh, look! There is a nut on the ground!'
The second squirrel jumped there and said, 'It is my nut!'
The first jumped there, too, and said, 'That is not fair, this is mine because I saw it first!'
The second squirrel argued, 'You may have seen it first, but I have it now.'
At that point, a lawyer squirrel came up from nowhere and said, 'You two, do not fight over a nut. Let me resolve this dispute.'
The two squirrels nodded.
The lawyer squirrel said, 'OK, give me the nut.' He broke the nut in half, and handed one half to the first and one half to the second squirrel. 'See? Now the dispute is resolved without any fight.'
Then he reached over and said, 'Now, I am taking the meat, which is my fee.'
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