New Master Samurai
There was a powerful emperor who needed a new Master Samurai back in the time of the Samurai. He sent out a declaration throughout the country that he was searching for one.
Only three people showed up, a Japanese, a Chinese and a Jewish samurai.
The emperor asked the Chinese samurai to come in and demonstrate why he should be the new Master Samurai.
The Chinese samurai opened a match box and a little fly appeared, which flew crazy back and forth in the room.
The samurai swung his sword and the fly dropped dead on the ground in two pieces.
The emperor exclaimed, 'That was very impressive!'
Next the emperor asked the Japanese samurai to come in and demonstrate why he should be the new Master Samurai.
The Japanese samurai also opened a match box and a fly came out only to drop dead on the ground in four pieces.
The emperor exclaimed, 'That was really amazing!'
Next he had the Jewish samurai demonstrate why he should be the Master Samurai.
The Jewish samurai also opened a match box from which a fly popped out again. He swung his sword, a gust of wind filled the room, but the fly was still alive, buzzing around.
The emperor was disappointed and asked, 'Why is the fly not dead?'
The Jewish samurai smiled, 'Well, circumcision is not intended to kill.'
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