Never Tell These to the Boss
You will never tell these to the boss:
1. I like my name to be popular in conversations, so if you do not like my work, tell everyone.
2. If you think my performance is outstanding, keep it a secret. Leaks like that could get me a promotion.
3. If you give me several jobs to do, don't tell me which is the priority. Let me guess.
4. If I have to follow special instructions for a job, do not write them down. If fact, save them until the job is almost done.
5. Always wait until 17 PM with giving some work for me. The challenge of a deadline is always refreshing.
6. Do your best at keeping me late in the office. I like my workplace and really have nowhere to go or anything to do.
7. If it's really an urgent job, just run in and interrupt me every ten minutes to ask how it's going. That will improve my efficiency.
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