The phone rang at FBI headquarters.
'Good morning! I'm calling to report my neighbor, Hughes. He is hiding marijuana inside his firewood!'
'Good morning sir, thank you very much for the information.'
The next day, FBI agents arrived at neighbor Hughes' house, and soon they found the firewood. Using axes, they busted open every single piece of wood, but did not find marijuana. They swore at the neighbor and left.
The phone rang at the neighbor's house, 'Hey, neighbor Hughes, did the FBI come?'
'Yes, they came here, Steve.'
'And did they chop your firewood?'
'Yes, they did.'
'Cool! I need my garden plowed, so now it is your turn to call!'
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