Navy Kid and Army Kid
A Navy kid and an Army kid were boasting about their fathers,
'My daddy is an engineer. He can do everything. Do you know the Andes?' the Army kid asked.
'Yes,' answered the Navy kid.
'My daddy built them.'
Then the Navy kid asked, 'Do you know the Dead Sea?'
'It's my daddy who's killed it!'
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