Muddy Dirt Road
A wife and a husband were driving down a country lane on their way to visit the family. They had to turn right to a muddy dirt road. The car sank in a few minutes, so they were trapped. They saw a young farmer coming down the lane, driving some donkey before him. The farmer stopped when he saw the couple on the muddy dirt road and offered to pull the car out of the mud for $100. The husband accepted, the car was free in a few minutes. The farmer turned to the husband and said, 'You are the eighth car I have helped out of the mud today.'
The husband looked around and asked the farmer, 'When do you have time to plow your land? At night?'
'No,' the farmer replied, 'Night is when I pour the water on the road.'
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