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The priest was comforting the bereaved man at a funeral.
'Come on, come on my good friend, tears cannot bring back your mother-in-law.'
The bereaved man replied, 'I know, I know... that's why I'm crying.'
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One guy told his buddy, 'You won't believe what happened last night!'
'Well then, tell me what happened last night?'
'The doorbell rang, I opened my door, and there was my ex-mother-in-law! She asked if she could stay there for a few days.'
'And what did you say?'
'I said: "Of course, you can". Then I shut the door.'
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A couple's happy married life almost was ruined by the mother-in-law. She was demanding and criticized everything for the six long years she lived with them. Finally the old girl died. On the way back from the funeral, the husband made a confession.
'Honey, if I didn't love you so much, I don't think I could stay in the same house with your mother.'
His wife looked at him with eyes wide-open, 'My mother? I thought she was your mother!'
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Mr. Pitt was traveling with his wife and his mother-in-law in Africa. In a village the mother-in-law said a careless comment, which proved to be a direct insult to the African tribal chief. The native people grabbed all the three of them and took the family to their leader. They were about to suffer from fifty hits on their back with a long stick as punishment. The village traditions were strict, but the tribal chief didn't wanted to be so barbaric. He granted the guests one wish before the punishment.
'I want a pillow on my back,' said Mrs. Pitt first.
'Okay, that shall be granted to you,' said the African tribal chief.
But the pillow was a little bit small, so she got some hits which really hurt.
'I would like two pillows on my back,' said the mother-in-law.
'Okay, that shall be granted to you,' replied the tribal chief.
The mother-in-law received her fifty hits, but hardly felt the pain through the pillows.
Then came Mr. Pitt himself.
'I have two wishes. Can you fulfill them for me?'
'Because you are a guest in our village, I fulfill your wishes, as long as they are reasonable.'
'I would like a hundred hits instead of fifty,' he said.
'It is surprising, but okay. And what is your second wish?' asked the African tribal chief.
'I would like to have my mother-in-law on my back.'
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The middle-aged man was shaking after the doctor set up the diagnosis. He had a terminal disease, which left him with only four months. The doctor advised him to live life to the fullest.
'What will you do during the last months?' asked him.
The man was thinking, but soon he answered, 'I will live with my mother-in-law'.
The doctor was surprised, 'Of all the people, why would you live with your mother-in-law? I have just suggested to live life to the fullest.'
The man was determined, 'Because those will be the longest four months of my life!'
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When the husband came home, his wife was crying on the coach.
'Your mother still makes personal insults,' she sobbed.
'My mother? How could she do that when she is on vacation in India?' the husband asked.
'I know, I know. But this morning a letter arrived addressed to you. I opened it because I was so curious.'
'And? What was the personal insult in that?'
'At the end of the letter it was written: "PS. Dear Sonja, when you have finished reading this letter, do not forget to give it to my son."
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A husband was in trouble giving Christmas gift to the mother-in-law, who constantly nagged him and gave him lectures. He decided to buy his mother-in-law a cemetery plot as a Christmas gift.
The next year Christmas came again, but this year he did not buy her anything. The mother-in-law was upset.
'Why didn't you buy a Christmas gift for me?' she asked.
The angry son-in-law replied, 'Well, last year I bought you one, but you still haven't used that one!'
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The lawyer called his client, 'I regret to tell you, your mother-in-law passed away. Shall we order cremation, embalming or burial?'
'Take no chances. Order all three.'
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The head of the most promising startup had a meeting with her new son-in-law. 'I really love my daughter, and now I welcome you into our family. I'm making you a 50-50 partner in the most promising startup. All you have to do is going to the factory and learn the operations,' said the businesswoman.
The son-in-law did not really like the idea, 'I really hate factories. I can't stand the noise and dust,' he said.
'I understand,' answered the mother-in-law. 'Then you can work in the office and take charge of some of the operations.'
'I really hate office work,' said the son-in-law. 'I hate being stuck behind a computer all day.'
'Wait a sec,' said the mother-in-law. 'I have just made you half-owner of a profitable, promising startup, but you do not want to work anywhere. What should I do with you?'
'It's easy,' replied the young man. 'Buy me out.'
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A police recruit got his last question on his final test, 'What would you do if you had to arrest your own mother-in-law?'
He replied seriously, 'I would call for backup.'
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