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One guy told his buddy, 'You won't believe what happened last night!'
'Well then, tell me what happened last night?'
'The doorbell rang, I opened my door, and there was my ex-mother-in-law! She asked if she could stay there for a few days.'
'And what did you say?'
'I said: "Of course, you can". Then I shut the door.'
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The service was about to start in the church. Everyone was sitting, chatting about their jobs, families, holidays, etc. Suddenly Satan appeared in the church next to the altar. Panic and screams filled the air, everyone fled out of the church as fast as they could. When the dust settled, Satan saw one old man still sitting on one pew. He did not seem at all concerned that Satan appeared in front of him. This was very confusing to Satan.
'Do you know who I am?'
The old man replied, 'Sure I know you.'
'Aren't you not afraid of me?'
'No, I am not afraid.'
Satan felt offended and he got right in the old man's face and asked, 'Would you mind telling me why not, you little old creature?'
The old man replied, 'I have been married to your sister for 52 years.'
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Two suburban neighbors were having a chat in the evening.
The first said, 'I took my dog to the vet yesterday because it bit my mother-in-law.'
The other asked, 'Oh, Greg, did you put your border collie to sleep?'
The first replied, 'No, jeez, of course not, I had his teeth sharpened.'
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The young lady is going to marry. She comes home all excited to tell his mother that she is in love. She says, 'Just for fun, Mum, I'm going to bring over three gentleman and you just guess which one I am going to marry.'
The mother agrees. The next day she brings three gentlemen and sits them down on the couch and they chat for a while. Then she says, 'Mum, guess which man I am going to marry.'
She immediately answers, 'The one in the middle.'
'That's amazing, you're right. How did you know?'
'I don't like him.'
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The priest was comforting the bereaved man at a funeral.
'Come on, come on my good friend, tears cannot bring back your mother-in-law.'
The bereaved man replied, 'I know, I know... that's why I'm crying.'
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Mr. Pitt was traveling with his wife and his mother-in-law in Africa. In a village the mother-in-law said a careless comment, which proved to be a direct insult to the African tribal chief. The native people grabbed all the three of them and took the family to their leader. They were about to suffer from fifty hits on their back with a long stick as punishment. The village traditions were strict, but the tribal chief didn't wanted to be so barbaric. He granted the guests one wish before the punishment.
'I want a pillow on my back,' said Mrs. Pitt first.
'Okay, that shall be granted to you,' said the African tribal chief.
But the pillow was a little bit small, so she got some hits which really hurt.
'I would like two pillows on my back,' said the mother-in-law.
'Okay, that shall be granted to you,' replied the tribal chief.
The mother-in-law received her fifty hits, but hardly felt the pain through the pillows.
Then came Mr. Pitt himself.
'I have two wishes. Can you fulfill them for me?'
'Because you are a guest in our village, I fulfill your wishes, as long as they are reasonable.'
'I would like a hundred hits instead of fifty,' he said.
'It is surprising, but okay. And what is your second wish?' asked the African tribal chief.
'I would like to have my mother-in-law on my back.'
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When the husband came home, his wife was crying on the coach.
'Your mother still makes personal insults,' she sobbed.
'My mother? How could she do that when she is on vacation in India?' the husband asked.
'I know, I know. But this morning a letter arrived addressed to you. I opened it because I was so curious.'
'And? What was the personal insult in that?'
'At the end of the letter it was written: "PS. Dear Sonja, when you have finished reading this letter, do not forget to give it to my son."
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I used to not get on with my mother-in-law. However, over the last few months I have developed quite an attachment for her. It goes over her head and a strap comes down under her chin to keep her filthy mouth shut.
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A hunter went on his dream safari with his wife and mother-in-law. On their last night the wife woke up and couldn't find her mother in the tent. She woke up her husband and insisted to go and find her mother. The hunter picked up his gun, drank a sip of whiskey, and went to find her. Not far from the camp, they saw the mother-in-law who was backed up against a thick, impenetrable bush, and a large male lion stood facing her.
The wife asked, 'What are we going to do now?'
'Nothing,' whispered the hunter, 'the lion got himself into this trouble, let him get himself out of it.'
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Mrs. Cooper was reading a short letter at dinner. Suddenly she looked up suspiciously at her husband.
'Sam, I received a short letter from my mother saying she isn't accepting our invitation to come and stay. She is saying that in fact we do not want her. What does she mean by that? I told you to write that she was to come at her own convenience, didn't I?'
'Oh...! Yes, you did,' answered the husband. 'But... I couldn't spell "convenience", so I wrote "risk".'
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