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One guy told his buddy, 'You won't believe what happened last night!'
'Well then, tell me what happened last night?'
'The doorbell rang, I opened my door, and there was my ex-mother-in-law! She asked if she could stay there for a few days.'
'And what did you say?'
'I said: "Of course, you can". Then I shut the door.'
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The priest was comforting the bereaved man at a funeral.
'Come on, come on my good friend, tears cannot bring back your mother-in-law.'
The bereaved man replied, 'I know, I know... that's why I'm crying.'
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The lawyer called his client, 'I regret to tell you, your mother-in-law passed away. Shall we order cremation, embalming or burial?'
'Take no chances. Order all three.'
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A husband was in trouble giving Christmas gift to the mother-in-law, who constantly nagged him and gave him lectures. He decided to buy his mother-in-law a cemetery plot as a Christmas gift.
The next year Christmas came again, but this year he did not buy her anything. The mother-in-law was upset.
'Why didn't you buy a Christmas gift for me?' she asked.
The angry son-in-law replied, 'Well, last year I bought you one, but you still haven't used that one!'
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The cannibals are sharing dinner. One says, 'I hate my mother-in-law.'
The other answers, 'Well, then just eat the noodles.'
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A police recruit got his last question on his final test, 'What would you do if you had to arrest your own mother-in-law?'
He replied seriously, 'I would call for backup.'
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When the husband came home, his wife was crying on the coach.
'Your mother still makes personal insults,' she sobbed.
'My mother? How could she do that when she is on vacation in India?' the husband asked.
'I know, I know. But this morning a letter arrived addressed to you. I opened it because I was so curious.'
'And? What was the personal insult in that?'
'At the end of the letter it was written: "PS. Dear Sonja, when you have finished reading this letter, do not forget to give it to my son."
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'Honey, the chiming wall clock fell off the wall this afternoon. Had it fallen a moment sooner, my mother would have been hit on the head,' said the wife strictly.
'Oh, God! That chiming wall clock has always been slow!'
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The service was about to start in the church. Everyone was sitting, chatting about their jobs, families, holidays, etc. Suddenly Satan appeared in the church next to the altar. Panic and screams filled the air, everyone fled out of the church as fast as they could. When the dust settled, Satan saw one old man still sitting on one pew. He did not seem at all concerned that Satan appeared in front of him. This was very confusing to Satan.
'Do you know who I am?'
The old man replied, 'Sure I know you.'
'Aren't you not afraid of me?'
'No, I am not afraid.'
Satan felt offended and he got right in the old man's face and asked, 'Would you mind telling me why not, you little old creature?'
The old man replied, 'I have been married to your sister for 52 years.'
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Two suburban neighbors were having a chat in the evening.
The first said, 'I took my dog to the vet yesterday because it bit my mother-in-law.'
The other asked, 'Oh, Greg, did you put your border collie to sleep?'
The first replied, 'No, jeez, of course not, I had his teeth sharpened.'
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