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Men's Dating Guide

How to read between the lines of a dating profile and find your future wife? Here is the smart men's dating guide:

Adventurer = Has had more partners than you ever will
Wants Soulmate = One step away from stalking
Affectionate = Possessive
Romantic = Looks better by candle light
Artist = Unreliable
Self-employed = Jobless
Beautiful = Liar
Stable = Boring
Educated = College dropout
Spiritual = Involved with a cult
Emotionally Secure means = Medicated
Open-minded = Desperate
Enjoys opera and art = Snob
Fun = Annoying
Enjoys Nature =: Bring your own granola
Intuitive = Your opinion doesn't count
Exotic Beauty = Would frighten the bugbear
Free spirit = Substance abuser
Loves Travel = If you're paying
Loves Animals = Cat lady
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