Make an Exception
Jeff went to his doctor and said, 'Doc, I want to be castrated.'
'Oh, I don't know what your motives are or what kind of cult you are into, but I will not make an exception, I do not agree with that sort of operation,' answered the doctor.
'You know, I'm a little embarrassed about talking about it,' replied Jeff, 'I just want to be castrated. I can give you $6500 in cash right now. Will you do it, can you make an exception?'
The doctor answered, 'I guess I could make this one exception, only for you. I don't understand it, but alright, as you wish.'
The operation was done and Jeff woke up.
'Everything went fine, it is a quite simple operation,' started the doctor, 'as a matter of fact, $6500 is way too much for it. So, when I noticed that you had never been circumcised, I went ahead and did that, too. In my opinion, it's better for a man to be circumcised, I hope you don't mind my...'
'Circumcised!' yelled Jeff, 'That's the word!'
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