Lumberjack Professional Skills
A carefully managed, northern lumber company wanted to hire lumberjacks with professional skills. One day a skinny, short man showed up with his axe. The head lumberjack took one look at the short man and told him to leave.
'Give me a chance to show my lumberjack professional skills,' he insisted.
'Ok, can you see that enormous redwood over there?' asked the head lumberjack. 'Take your axe and cut it down.'
The skinny man went to the tree, and in four minutes he was back. 'I cut the tree down,' he said.
The lumberjack couldn't believe his eyes, 'Where did you get the skill to chop down trees like that?'
'In the Sahara Forest,' replied the skinny man.
'You mean the Sahara Desert,' corrected the lumberjack.
The short man laughed and answered back, 'Oh you are right, that's what they call it now!'
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