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Lost Five Pounds
Two yuppettes were talking about their married lives in a cafe terrace, sipping their iced coffees. The first said, 'It is horrible. All Daniel and I do is fighting. I have been so upset lately I have lost five pounds.'
'Why don't you just leave him then my sweetheart?' asked her friend.
'Oh, no, not yet,' the first answered, 'I would like to lose at least another five pounds.'
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