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Loan Officer
A woman walked into a bank in Manhattan and asked for the loan officer.
'I am going to South-Africa for business reasons, for two weeks. I want to borrow $5000,' she explained.
'I see. Our bank will need some kind of security for such a loan,' said the loan officer.
The bank agreed to accept her car as collateral for the loan. So the woman handed over the keys of her brand new Bentley that was parked on the street in front of the bank. An employee drove the luxury car into the bank's underground garage.
Two weeks later the woman returned. She paid back the money, with the interest $19,9.
'We are very happy that you returned. However, I am confused. While you were away, we checked your accounts as the part of the protocol, and found that you were a billionaire. Why did you bother to borrow $5000?' asked the puzzled loan officer.
The woman answered, 'Nah, where else can I park my car for two weeks for twenty bucks in Manhattan?'
'I am going to South-Africa for business reasons, for two weeks. I want to borrow $5000,' she explained.
'I see. Our bank will need some kind of security for such a loan,' said the loan officer.
The bank agreed to accept her car as collateral for the loan. So the woman handed over the keys of her brand new Bentley that was parked on the street in front of the bank. An employee drove the luxury car into the bank's underground garage.
Two weeks later the woman returned. She paid back the money, with the interest $19,9.
'We are very happy that you returned. However, I am confused. While you were away, we checked your accounts as the part of the protocol, and found that you were a billionaire. Why did you bother to borrow $5000?' asked the puzzled loan officer.
The woman answered, 'Nah, where else can I park my car for two weeks for twenty bucks in Manhattan?'
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