Llama on the Seat
A farmer and his llama were driving down the road when a cop pulled him over.
The cop said, 'Is this a llama on the seat? It is against the law to ride with a llama in the car.'
The farmer answered, 'Officer, I did not know that.'
The cop asked the farmer where they were heading and he replied, 'To Kansas City.'
The cop said, 'I will let you go this time if you promise to take the llama to the zoo once you get there.'
So the farmer promised he would, and left. Two weeks later the cop pulled him over again, because he saw again the llama on the seat.
The cop remarked, 'You promised to take this llama to the zoo when you got to Kansas City.'
The farmer replied, 'Sure, I did. We had so much fun, so now I'm taking him to the circus.'
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