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Living with a Nurse
Living with a nurse is difficult because:
1. You are often awakened from a sweet sleep in the middle of the night because she is shaking you. She explains that your breathing patterns were a little too close to a Cheyne-Stokes rhythm.
2. When you forget to flush the toilet, you get a complete analysis with a two-week plan on how to correct any noted problems.
3. Thanksgiving dinner comes in pre-cut pieces every year because she doesn't want to have to perform the Heimlich maneuver and be reminded of work on the only holiday she's had off in years.
1. You are often awakened from a sweet sleep in the middle of the night because she is shaking you. She explains that your breathing patterns were a little too close to a Cheyne-Stokes rhythm.
2. When you forget to flush the toilet, you get a complete analysis with a two-week plan on how to correct any noted problems.
3. Thanksgiving dinner comes in pre-cut pieces every year because she doesn't want to have to perform the Heimlich maneuver and be reminded of work on the only holiday she's had off in years.
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