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Live a Minimalist Lifestyle

Bill Gates died in an accident and went to heaven. St. Peter showed him his new home, a small cottage on a tiny plot in the woods. In the closet there were some basic clothes, and the kitchen was equipped with a microwave oven. Bill had to live a minimalist lifestyle in heaven.
One day he was walking in one of heaven's many parks, where he ran into a gentleman, who was dressed in a fine tailored suit.
'Hello! I like your fine suit, my friend,' said Bill, 'Where did you get it?'
'I was given a hundred of these when I got here. I have been treated really well here. I live on the hill, in that huge mansion. I have a golf course, two tennis courts, a pool and also a pond. I also got four Bentleys to drive.'
'Oh, it is awesome, were you the pope, or a doctor who healed the sick?' asked Bill.
'No. Actually, I was the captain of the Titanic.'
Hearing this, Bill rushed to find St. Peter.
'How could you give me that small, ugly house, force me to live a minimalist lifestyle, while spoiling the captain of the Titanic??? I invented the Windows operating system! Why does he deserve all that fortune?'
St. Peter replied, 'The Titanic only crashed once.'
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