Like a Real Woman
On a transatlantic flight, a plane passed through a harsh storm. The turbulence was terrible, and things went even worse when one wing was struck by lightning. One woman in particular lost it.
In her fear, she stood up screaming, 'I'm too young to die! I want my last minutes on Earth to be special! I've had a lot of sex in my life, but no one has ever made me really feel like a real woman! Is there anyone on this plane who can make me feel like a real woman?'
For a moment, there was silence. Everyone was staring at her.
Then, a man stood up. He was tall, built, with long, flowing black hair and black eyes. He started to walk slowly to the woman, unbuttoning his shirt.
The woman was breathing heavily as the stranger approached.
He removed his shirt. Muscles rippled across his chest as he reached her.
He extended his arm holding his shirt to the woman, and said, 'Iron this!'
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