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Life Insurance Advantages
Jack was a military pilot. He was in charge of holding the induction training for the new recruits. He had to explain them the government benefits and life insurance advantages, especially their GI insurance. He had the highest success-rate, he could sell the insurance to nearly 100% of the recruits. Captain Cornell wanted to know his secret, so he stood in the back of the room and listened to Jack's sales pitch.
Jack explained general life insurance advantages and the basics of the GI Insurance to the new recruits, and then said, 'If you have GI Insurance and you get killed on the battlefield, the government has to pay $300,000 to your beneficiaries. If you do not have GI insurance, and you get killed on the battlefield, the government only has to pay a maximum of $5000.'
As a summary he asked, 'Now, which group will be sent to the battlefield first?'
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