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Lawyer Q&A
Q: What do you get when you cross a lawyer with the Godfather?
A: An offer you can't understand.
Q: How many lawyer jokes are there?
A: Two. All the rest are true.
Q: Why does Florida have the most attorneys, and Washington have the most toxic waste dumps?
A: Washington picked first.
Q: How many personal injury attorneys does it take to change a light bulb?
A: It takes three. The first one turns the bulb, the second one shakes him off the ladder, and the third one sues the ladder company.
Q: What is the difference between a trampoline and a lawyer?
A: You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.
A: An offer you can't understand.
Q: How many lawyer jokes are there?
A: Two. All the rest are true.
Q: Why does Florida have the most attorneys, and Washington have the most toxic waste dumps?
A: Washington picked first.
Q: How many personal injury attorneys does it take to change a light bulb?
A: It takes three. The first one turns the bulb, the second one shakes him off the ladder, and the third one sues the ladder company.
Q: What is the difference between a trampoline and a lawyer?
A: You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.
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