Lady Next Door
Just as the mother walked through the door one evening, little Kenny came running over.
'Mum, mum! I was playing in daddy's closet and he came in with the lady next door! They started kissing and then they took off each others clothes! All of them! And laid down on the bed...!'
The mother interrupted him, 'Stop right there! Let's wait with the story of the lady next door until daddy comes home!'
When the father finally arrived from work, the mother walked up to him and said, 'I am leaving you, Steve.'
The father, surprised, asked, 'Why!? What did I do now?'
The mother turned to little Kenny, 'Son, tell daddy exactly what you told me today about the lady next door!'
Kenny started, 'I was playing in daddy's closet and he came in with the lady next door and they started kissing and then they took each other's clothes off and laid down on the bed. Just like what you and uncle Brian did last summer!'
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