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Knock Knock Jokes
Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Hey!
Hey who?
Hey ho, hey ho, it's off to work we go!
Who's there?
Hey!
Hey who?
Hey ho, hey ho, it's off to work we go!
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(So far it's 5 point, based on 1 ratings)
Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Turin!
Turin who?
Turin to a vampire on Halloween!
Who's there?
Turin!
Turin who?
Turin to a vampire on Halloween!
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Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Ice Cream!
Ice cream who?
Ice cream every time I see a ghost.
Who's there?
Ice Cream!
Ice cream who?
Ice cream every time I see a ghost.
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(So far it's 4 point, based on 2 ratings)
Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Jean!
Jean who?
Jeanius, don't you recognize me?
Who's there?
Jean!
Jean who?
Jeanius, don't you recognize me?
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Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Vampire!
Vampire who?
Vampire State Building!
Who's there?
Vampire!
Vampire who?
Vampire State Building!
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(So far it's 5 point, based on 1 ratings)
Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Oslo!
Oslo who?
Oslo down, what's the hurry?
Who's there?
Oslo!
Oslo who?
Oslo down, what's the hurry?
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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Banana!
Banana who?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Banana!
Banana who?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Orange!
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn't say banana?
Who's there?
Banana!
Banana who?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Banana!
Banana who?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Orange!
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn't say banana?
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(So far it's 4 point, based on 3 ratings)
Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Cyril!
Cyril who?
Cyril thing, no imitations here!
Who's there?
Cyril!
Cyril who?
Cyril thing, no imitations here!
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(So far it's 5 point, based on 1 ratings)
Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
China!
China who?
China just like old times, isn't it?
Who's there?
China!
China who?
China just like old times, isn't it?
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Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Chloe!
Chloe who?
Chloe as the bark to the tree!
Who's there?
Chloe!
Chloe who?
Chloe as the bark to the tree!
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(So far it's 5 point, based on 1 ratings)
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