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Knock Knock Jokes
Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Hammond!
Hammond who?
Hammond eggs for breakfast.
Who's there?
Hammond!
Hammond who?
Hammond eggs for breakfast.
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(So far it's 5 point, based on 2 ratings)
Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Lodz!
Lodz who?
Lodz of fun!
Who's there?
Lodz!
Lodz who?
Lodz of fun!
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Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Oslo!
Oslo who?
Oslo down, what's the hurry?
Who's there?
Oslo!
Oslo who?
Oslo down, what's the hurry?
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Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Hey!
Hey who?
Hey ho, hey ho, it's off to work we go!
Who's there?
Hey!
Hey who?
Hey ho, hey ho, it's off to work we go!
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Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Athol!
Athol who?
Athol'd my car, so I had to walk!
Who's there?
Athol!
Athol who?
Athol'd my car, so I had to walk!
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(So far it's 5 point, based on 1 ratings)
Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Elly!
Elly who?
Elly-mentary, Mr. Watson!
Who's there?
Elly!
Elly who?
Elly-mentary, Mr. Watson!
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Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Edwin!
Edwin who?
Edwin some, you lose some!
Who's there?
Edwin!
Edwin who?
Edwin some, you lose some!
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(So far it's 4.67 point, based on 3 ratings)
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Banana!
Banana who?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Banana!
Banana who?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Orange!
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn't say banana?
Who's there?
Banana!
Banana who?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Banana!
Banana who?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Orange!
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn't say banana?
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(So far it's 4 point, based on 2 ratings)
Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Turin!
Turin who?
Turin to a vampire on Halloween!
Who's there?
Turin!
Turin who?
Turin to a vampire on Halloween!
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(So far it's 5 point, based on 1 ratings)
Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Jupiter!
Jupiter who?
Jupiter hurry, or you'll miss the train!
Who's there?
Jupiter!
Jupiter who?
Jupiter hurry, or you'll miss the train!
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(So far it's 5 point, based on 1 ratings)
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