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Knock Knock Jokes
Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Anna!
Anna who?
Annather brick in the wall!
Who's there?
Anna!
Anna who?
Annather brick in the wall!
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Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Hey!
Hey who?
Hey ho, hey ho, it's off to work we go!
Who's there?
Hey!
Hey who?
Hey ho, hey ho, it's off to work we go!
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Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Phoebe!
Phoebe who?
Phoebe too expensive for me!
Who's there?
Phoebe!
Phoebe who?
Phoebe too expensive for me!
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Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Harp!
Harp who?
"Harp the Herald Angels Sing..."
Who's there?
Harp!
Harp who?
"Harp the Herald Angels Sing..."
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Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Four!
Four who?
Four he is a jolly good fellow!
Who's there?
Four!
Four who?
Four he is a jolly good fellow!
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Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Chloe!
Chloe who?
Chloe as the bark to the tree!
Who's there?
Chloe!
Chloe who?
Chloe as the bark to the tree!
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Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Boo!
Boo who?
Don't cry, it's just me!
Who's there?
Boo!
Boo who?
Don't cry, it's just me!
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Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Julia!
Julia who?
Julia want some cookies and coffee?
Who's there?
Julia!
Julia who?
Julia want some cookies and coffee?
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(So far it's 5 point, based on 1 ratings)
Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Hammond!
Hammond who?
Hammond eggs for breakfast.
Who's there?
Hammond!
Hammond who?
Hammond eggs for breakfast.
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Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Elly!
Elly who?
Elly-mentary, Mr. Watson!
Who's there?
Elly!
Elly who?
Elly-mentary, Mr. Watson!
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(So far it's 5 point, based on 1 ratings)
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