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Knock Knock Jokes
Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
The little boy who couldn't reach the doorbell!
Who's there?
The little boy who couldn't reach the doorbell!
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Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Canoe!
Canoe who?
Canoe put sunscreen on my back?
Who's there?
Canoe!
Canoe who?
Canoe put sunscreen on my back?
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Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Jupiter!
Jupiter who?
Jupiter hurry, or you'll miss the train!
Who's there?
Jupiter!
Jupiter who?
Jupiter hurry, or you'll miss the train!
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Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Ice Cream!
Ice cream who?
Ice cream every time I see a ghost.
Who's there?
Ice Cream!
Ice cream who?
Ice cream every time I see a ghost.
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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Banana!
Banana who?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Banana!
Banana who?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Orange!
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn't say banana?
Who's there?
Banana!
Banana who?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Banana!
Banana who?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Orange!
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn't say banana?
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Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Denise!
Denise who?
Denise are above your ankles!
Who's there?
Denise!
Denise who?
Denise are above your ankles!
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Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Value!
Value who?
Value be my Valentine?
Who's there?
Value!
Value who?
Value be my Valentine?
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Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Lodz!
Lodz who?
Lodz of fun!
Who's there?
Lodz!
Lodz who?
Lodz of fun!
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Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Oslo!
Oslo who?
Oslo down, what's the hurry?
Who's there?
Oslo!
Oslo who?
Oslo down, what's the hurry?
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Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Street!
Street who?
Street to go out to dinner!
Who's there?
Street!
Street who?
Street to go out to dinner!
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