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Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Elly!
Elly who?
Elly-mentary, Mr. Watson!
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Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Oslo!
Oslo who?
Oslo down, what's the hurry?
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Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Halibut!
Halibut who?
Halibut a kiss, sweetheart?
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Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Denise!
Denise who?
Denise are above your ankles!
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Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Ice Cream!
Ice cream who?
Ice cream every time I see a ghost.
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Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Vampire!
Vampire who?
Vampire State Building!
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Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Katmandu!
Katmandu who?
Katmandu what Catwoman wants!
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Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
July!
July who?
July to me about stealing my pencil?
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Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Four!
Four who?
Four he is a jolly good fellow!
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Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Value!
Value who?
Value be my Valentine?
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