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Knock Knock Jokes
Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Ach!
Ach who?
Bless you!
Who's there?
Ach!
Ach who?
Bless you!
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(So far it's 5 point, based on 1 ratings)
Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Beef!
Beef who?
Beef fair now!
Who's there?
Beef!
Beef who?
Beef fair now!
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(So far it's 3 point, based on 2 ratings)
Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Vampire!
Vampire who?
Vampire State Building!
Who's there?
Vampire!
Vampire who?
Vampire State Building!
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(So far it's 5 point, based on 1 ratings)
Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Cyril!
Cyril who?
Cyril thing, no imitations here!
Who's there?
Cyril!
Cyril who?
Cyril thing, no imitations here!
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(So far it's 5 point, based on 1 ratings)
Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Spider!
Spider who?
You tried to hide her but I spied her.
Who's there?
Spider!
Spider who?
You tried to hide her but I spied her.
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(So far it's 5 point, based on 1 ratings)
Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Lucerne!
Lucerne who?
Lucerne some maths today!
Who's there?
Lucerne!
Lucerne who?
Lucerne some maths today!
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(So far it's 3.67 point, based on 3 ratings)
Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Athol!
Athol who?
Athol'd my car, so I had to walk!
Who's there?
Athol!
Athol who?
Athol'd my car, so I had to walk!
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(So far it's 3.5 point, based on 2 ratings)
Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Jean!
Jean who?
Jeanius, don't you recognize me?
Who's there?
Jean!
Jean who?
Jeanius, don't you recognize me?
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(So far it's 3.33 point, based on 3 ratings)
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Banana!
Banana who?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Banana!
Banana who?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Orange!
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn't say banana?
Who's there?
Banana!
Banana who?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Banana!
Banana who?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Orange!
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn't say banana?
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(So far it's 4 point, based on 3 ratings)
Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Canoe!
Canoe who?
Canoe put sunscreen on my back?
Who's there?
Canoe!
Canoe who?
Canoe put sunscreen on my back?
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(So far it's 5 point, based on 2 ratings)
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