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Knock Knock Jokes
Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Hammond!
Hammond who?
Hammond eggs for breakfast.
Who's there?
Hammond!
Hammond who?
Hammond eggs for breakfast.
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(So far it's 5 point, based on 2 ratings)
Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Sinbad!
Sinbad who?
Sinbad and you will never get to heaven!
Who's there?
Sinbad!
Sinbad who?
Sinbad and you will never get to heaven!
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(So far it's 3 point, based on 2 ratings)
Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Denise!
Denise who?
Denise are above your ankles!
Who's there?
Denise!
Denise who?
Denise are above your ankles!
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Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Spider!
Spider who?
You tried to hide her but I spied her.
Who's there?
Spider!
Spider who?
You tried to hide her but I spied her.
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(So far it's 5 point, based on 1 ratings)
Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Oboe!
Oboe who?
Oboe, I have got the wrong address!
Who's there?
Oboe!
Oboe who?
Oboe, I have got the wrong address!
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(So far it's 3.33 point, based on 3 ratings)
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Banana!
Banana who?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Banana!
Banana who?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Orange!
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn't say banana?
Who's there?
Banana!
Banana who?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Banana!
Banana who?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Orange!
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn't say banana?
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(So far it's 4 point, based on 3 ratings)
Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Ice Cream!
Ice cream who?
Ice cream every time I see a ghost.
Who's there?
Ice Cream!
Ice cream who?
Ice cream every time I see a ghost.
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(So far it's 4 point, based on 3 ratings)
Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
The little boy who couldn't reach the doorbell!
Who's there?
The little boy who couldn't reach the doorbell!
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(So far it's 5 point, based on 1 ratings)
Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Oslo!
Oslo who?
Oslo down, what's the hurry?
Who's there?
Oslo!
Oslo who?
Oslo down, what's the hurry?
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(So far it's 5 point, based on 2 ratings)
Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Theodore!
Theodore who?
Theodore is shut, please open it!
Who's there?
Theodore!
Theodore who?
Theodore is shut, please open it!
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(So far it's 5 point, based on 1 ratings)
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