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Knock Knock - It's Elly
Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Elly!
Elly who?
Elly-mentary, Mr. Watson!
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(So far it's 5 point, based on 1 ratings)

Knock Knock - It's Opera
Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Opera!
Opera who?
Opera-tunity! You thought opportunity only knocked once!
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Knock Knock - It's Harp
Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Harp!
Harp who?
"Harp the Herald Angels Sing..."
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(So far it's 3 point, based on 2 ratings)

Knock Knock - It's Parsley
Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Parsley!
Parsley who?
Parsley the sauce, please!
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Knock Knock - It's Kenneth
Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Kenneth!
Kenneth who?
Kenneth little children play with you!
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Knock Knock - It's Theodore
Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Theodore!
Theodore who?
Theodore is shut, please open it!
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Knock Knock - It's April
Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
April!
April who?
April might make you feel better!
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Knock Knock - It's Lucerne
Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Lucerne!
Lucerne who?
Lucerne some maths today!
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(So far it's 3.67 point, based on 3 ratings)

Knock Knock - It's July
Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
July!
July who?
July to me about stealing my pencil?
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Knock Knock - It's Halibut
Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Halibut!
Halibut who?
Halibut a kiss, sweetheart?
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