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Knock Knock Jokes
Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Oslo!
Oslo who?
Oslo down, what's the hurry?
Who's there?
Oslo!
Oslo who?
Oslo down, what's the hurry?
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(So far it's 5 point, based on 2 ratings)
Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
July!
July who?
July to me about stealing my pencil?
Who's there?
July!
July who?
July to me about stealing my pencil?
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Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Halibut!
Halibut who?
Halibut a kiss, sweetheart?
Who's there?
Halibut!
Halibut who?
Halibut a kiss, sweetheart?
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(So far it's 5 point, based on 1 ratings)
Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Tex!
Tex who?
Tex two to tango!
Who's there?
Tex!
Tex who?
Tex two to tango!
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Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Boo!
Boo who?
Don't cry, it's just me!
Who's there?
Boo!
Boo who?
Don't cry, it's just me!
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Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Roxanne!
Roxanne who?
Roxanne corals sure do make this aquarium lovely!
Who's there?
Roxanne!
Roxanne who?
Roxanne corals sure do make this aquarium lovely!
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Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
April!
April who?
April might make you feel better!
Who's there?
April!
April who?
April might make you feel better!
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Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Holmes!
Holmes who?
Holmes where the heart is!
Who's there?
Holmes!
Holmes who?
Holmes where the heart is!
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(So far it's 5 point, based on 1 ratings)
Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Julia!
Julia who?
Julia want some cookies and coffee?
Who's there?
Julia!
Julia who?
Julia want some cookies and coffee?
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(So far it's 5 point, based on 1 ratings)
Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Theodore!
Theodore who?
Theodore is shut, please open it!
Who's there?
Theodore!
Theodore who?
Theodore is shut, please open it!
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(So far it's 5 point, based on 1 ratings)
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