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King Cobra

A cowboy was riding through his land when he saw a king cobra. He reached for his shotgun when the snake said, 'Don't shoot me! I am an enchanted king cobra. If you let me live, I will give you three wishes.'
The cowboy answered, 'Okay, first, I want to have a face like Brad Pitt, then I want a body like Arnold Schwarzenegger, and finally I want sexual equipment like the horse I am riding.'
The king cobra said, 'All right, when you step into your house, it will happen.'
The cowboy got back on his horse and rode back to his house. He stepped in, and saw a face just like Brad Pitt in the mirror. He ripped off his shirt and had big muscles. The he ripped off his trousers, looked down and yelled, 'Oh, what the heck, I forgot I was riding the mare!'
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