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Keep Your Mouth Shut

A policeman of a small town stopped a motorist who was riding super fast on the main street.
'But officer,' the motorist began, 'I can explain.'
'Just keep your mouth shut,' said the officer, 'I am going to let you cool down in jail until the chief gets back.'
'But officer, I just have to say...'
'I mean it, keep your mouth shut! You're going to jail now.'
A few hours later the officer looked in the cell and said, 'Lucky for you that the chief is at his daughter's wedding. He will be in a very good mood when he meets you.'
'Do not count on it,' answered the motorist, 'I am the groom.'
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