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Just in the Groove
A hippie walked into a grill bar and ordered a cheeseburger.
'But make sure to make it not too rare, not too well done, but just in the groove,' he added.
The waiter was a little annoyed at this, but served him the cheeseburger.
'Waiter! Could I get a cup of latte? Not too milky, not too strong, but just in the groove.'
The waiter was upset, but served the hippie.
'Waiter! Could I get some ice cream? Not too vanilla, not too chocolate, but just in the groove.'
'Wait, I have another idea,' said the waiter. 'How about you kiss my bottom? Not too much to the left, not too much to the right, but just in the groove?'
'But make sure to make it not too rare, not too well done, but just in the groove,' he added.
The waiter was a little annoyed at this, but served him the cheeseburger.
'Waiter! Could I get a cup of latte? Not too milky, not too strong, but just in the groove.'
The waiter was upset, but served the hippie.
'Waiter! Could I get some ice cream? Not too vanilla, not too chocolate, but just in the groove.'
'Wait, I have another idea,' said the waiter. 'How about you kiss my bottom? Not too much to the left, not too much to the right, but just in the groove?'
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