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Italian Ticket Inspector

One businessman took the train from Turin to Luxembourg. When he sat he said to the Italian ticket inspector, 'Good morning sir, please do me a favor, I have to get down this train in Basel. As I'm very tired and I'm sure that I will fall asleep soon, I want you to wake me up in Basel. I have to finish my business there, and it is very very important. Here you have 50 euros for this favor. I have to warn you, when people wake me up I become aggressive. No matter what I say or do you have to get me out of this train in Basel. Is that clear?'
The Italian ticket inspector is happily agreed and took the money. Later, as the businessman had said he fall asleep. When he woke up he realized that he was in Luxembourg. He was so mad at the Italian ticket inspector that he searched him and yelled at him furiously.
'Are you stupid or what??? I paid you 50 euros so that you wake me up in Basel. And you didn't! What on earth is the matter with you? I want my money back now!'
While the man was yelling, two other travelers were looking at them, and one turned to the other and said, 'Look at this guy! He is so mad!'
The other replied, 'Yes, indeed. He's almost as furious as the guy they made get out of the train in Basel.'
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