Inspirational Quotes for Your Office
Work - It isn't just for sleeping anymore.
Succeed in spite of management.
If you can read this, you are not working.
If you do a good job and work hard, you might get a new job at a better company someday.
Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid now.
Rome did not create a great empire by having meetings. They did it by killing all those who opposed them.
Well, you may not like working here, but we pay your rent.
Hang in there, retirement is only twenty years away!
If you think we are a bad company, you should see our rivals.
The beatings will continue until morale improves.
Three days without human rights violation!
The person who smiles in the face of adversity probably has a scapegoat.
Pride, commitment, teamwork - words we use to get you to work for free.
Never quit until you have another job.
Go the extra mile. It makes your boss look like an incompetent slacker.
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