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Industrial Espionage

Three men were found guilty in a serious industrial espionage, which lead to many deaths. They were sentenced to thirty years in solitary confinement. They were each allowed one thing to bring into the cell with them for that long time. The first man asked for tons of medical books. The second man asked for his beloved wife. The third man asked for three hundred cartons of cigarettes. At the end of the thirty years, the guards opened up the first man's cell.
He came out and said, 'I studied so hard. I am gonna be a doctor and never take part again in an industrial espionage. These long years were terrific!'
They opened up the second man's cell. He came out with his wife, and with their five children. He said, 'This was the greatest thing of my life. My wife and I are so close, and we became a beautiful family. I love it, and never will ruin it with industrial espionage or any kind of crime!'
The guards opened up the third man's cell, and he was shaking, searching through his pockets, saying, 'Does anybody have a lighter???'
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