An Indian walks into the bar. He has a shotgun in one hand and a bucket of manure in the other. He says , 'Me want beer!'
The bartender replies, 'Sure Bold Bull, here you are.'
The Indian drinks it down in one gulp, throws the bucket into the air, shoots it, then he walks out. A week later the Indian returns. He has a shotgun in one hand and a new bucket of manure in the other hand.
He says to the bartender, 'Me want beer!'
The bartender says, 'Hey, Bold Bull, we are still cleaning up your dirt from your last visit. Anyway, what was that all about?'
The Indian replies, 'Me in training for job as government employee. Drink beer, shoot shit, then no show up for a week.'
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