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In My Salad
'Waitress, waitress! There is an ugly worm in my salad!'
'Do not worry Miss, it won't live long in that stuff.'
'Waitress, waitress! There is a big spider in my salad!'
'Yes Miss, today the chef is using Webb lettuces.'
'Waitress, waitress! There is a fly in my salad!'
'Do not worry Miss, the big spider will eat it.'
'Waitress, waitress! There is a caterpillar in my salad!'
'Do not worry Miss, there is no extra charge.'
Q: Why did the tomato blush?
A: Because it saw the salad dressing.
Q: Why did the boy close the fridge door?
A: He did not want to see the salad dressing!
Q: A tap, a lettuce and a tomato are competing... what's happening?
A: The tap is running, the lettuce is ahead, and the tomato is trying to ketchup!
Q: Which fruit salad is the most romantic?
A: A date with a peach.
'Do not worry Miss, it won't live long in that stuff.'
'Waitress, waitress! There is a big spider in my salad!'
'Yes Miss, today the chef is using Webb lettuces.'
'Waitress, waitress! There is a fly in my salad!'
'Do not worry Miss, the big spider will eat it.'
'Waitress, waitress! There is a caterpillar in my salad!'
'Do not worry Miss, there is no extra charge.'
Q: Why did the tomato blush?
A: Because it saw the salad dressing.
Q: Why did the boy close the fridge door?
A: He did not want to see the salad dressing!
Q: A tap, a lettuce and a tomato are competing... what's happening?
A: The tap is running, the lettuce is ahead, and the tomato is trying to ketchup!
Q: Which fruit salad is the most romantic?
A: A date with a peach.
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