If You Can
If you can start your day without caffeine,
If you can be happy, ignoring pains and aches,
If you can resist complaining to others,
If you can eat gratefully the same food everyday,
If you can understand that your loved ones sometimes are too busy to give you time,
If you can overlook when people push their problems on you,
If you can take criticism without resentment,
If you can face the world without lies,
If you can relax without alcohol,
If you can sleep well without the aid of any drugs,
... then you are probably a dog or a cat.
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