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If I Were a Computer

If I were a computer, after I messed up my life, I could simply press "Ctrl, Alt, Del" and start all over.
If I were a computer, to get my daily exercise, I could just click on "Run" button.
If I were a computer, to "Add/Remove" someone in my life, I could simply use the Control panel.
If I were a computer, to improve my appearance, I could just adjust the display settings.
If I were a computer and my life would get too noisy, I could turn off the speakers.
If I were a computer and I would loose my keys, I could click on "Find".
If I were a computer, my children would go to bed immediately after I click "Send".
If I were a computer, to feel like a new person, I would click on "Refresh".
If I were a computer, I could undo a mistake, by clicking on "Back".
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