I Hit a Dog
A guy was driving for hours in the countryside when he passed a farmhouse. A dog ran out in front of him suddenly. There was no time to brake. The dog was flattened.
He stopped out of kindness and consideration, turned around and drove back to the farmhouse to inform the family. The wife came to open the door.
'Good afternoon, sorry for bothering you. Unfortunately I hit a dog in front of your house, and assumed that it must belong to you. I know this might be sad and hard to hear, but I wanted to let you know instead of just driving off.'
'Wait, wait, you hit a dog? How do you know it was our dog? Could you describe her? What does she look like?'
The man laid down on the ground.
'He looks like this now,' he said as he gave his best at a dead dog impression.
'Oh, fool, no! I meant, what did she look like before you hit her?'
At that, the man got up from the ground, covered his head with both arms and screamed, 'Agghhhhh!!!'
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