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How to Get to the Eiffel Tower

A blonde was visiting Paris for the first time. She wanted to see the city from the Eiffel Tower, but she couldn't find it. She asked a police officer for directions, 'Good morning officer, could you tell me how to get to the Eiffel Tower?'
The police officer replied, 'Oui Madame, wait there at the bus stop for the number 52 bus. It takes you right there.'
She thanked the officer and went to the bus stop. One and a half hour later the police officer returned to the same street and saw the blonde still waiting.
'Excuse me, but to get to the Eiffel Tower, I said to wait here for the number 52 bus. That was more than an hour ago. Why are you still here, waiting?'
The blonde answered, 'Do not worry, it won't be long now. The 49th bus just went by!'
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